The Reason Heels were Introduced...

Check out these foam scaffolding beauties. Yes, I’m CLEARLY kidding! This is one eyesore I hope to never happen upon again. I spotted a woman in stilts similar to these yesterday during my occasional jaunt to Yogurtland (much like Pinkberry...utterly delish!). I failed in my stealth attempt to capture a photo of this monstrosity; something I regret terribly because this “fashion don’t” was a true treat! However, I don’t want to expose myself. I’m working on my ability to snap a pic in a surreptitious manner, but that’s beside the point. If only you could have seen the look in its entirety. Instead I’ll focus on the towering excuse for a flip flop. Why someone ever thought it was kosher to fasten some straps to the world’s tallest slabs of foam is beyond me. Unless you recently joined the circus I don’t fully understand the need for these. I understand the desire for those who may be somewhat vertically challenged to find kicks with elevation an essential but choose one; flip flops or heels! Embrace your stature…you don’t need to be Eiffel tower tall at all times, it’s okay to relax one day in a delightful sun dress and flips.

Instead, on a casual day opt for flat sandals or flip flops. There are infinite possibilities but the simplicity and ease of a flip flop is often unassailable. My favorites? Havianas, they come in oodles of colors and patterns. They’re so basic, but sturdy AND flattering. It doesn’t appear as though you are trolling around in space boots. Perfect for a day at the beach or paired with a comfortable tee and jeans.

If you want the elevation of a saucy heel with the stability of the space shoe try out a WEDGE! They allow you to walk in heels effortlessly. These Jessica Simpson braided splendors provide the simplicity of a slip on and the sass of a “how it should be done” platform. Pair these with a sundress or comfortable tee and jeans as well for a little more spice than the flips. So please, unless you’re planning your exodus to the spherical, cratered rock in the sky spare us all from the twinge of the moon boot! Flaunt your height, take a day off from the pressures of heels, and CHILL! Surfs up! XOXO Brunette