i said DEATH to the track suit and i meant it...

CAPTURED!! - a velour tracksuit hiding in the back of my sister's closet. O. My. G. She claims she hasn't worn this monstrosity in "years" but I wonder - is she sneaking around in this disaster at night - a secret matchy match party featuring the number 2 fashion crime of my life? I hope not, because as I recall (ahem, read post below) the only way a track suit is acceptable is if you are wearing it to the track - to run, jog or exercise. Notice, I did not list any of the following: running out for coffee, brunch with the ladies, jet setting through any airport.

Dearest sister, my one and only sibling - your style is impeccable and I hope this "fashion don't" was simply forgotten in your last closet clean out. I fully believe in your ability and I know this is not representative of your unique style. And because I know the level of your fashion sense, I am confident this little number has already found a permanent home in the garbo!

xoxo,