Perhaps the most important fashion tip for all of you is to make sure you invest in clothing that is your TRUE size. You’re not benefitting anyone by squeezing into the smaller, its-more-fun-to-be-a-2, size. In fact, you could end up giving some poor, innocent bystander instant gag reflex if you choose to violate this rule. I’m not asking you to advertise your true size all over America. In fact, keep this piece of information a secret if you must. I’m simply suggesting that you choose clothing that doesn’t squeeze you in inappropriate places. In the end you will look smaller than you are…and isn’t this everyone’s ultimate goal?
In addition, I would also like to suggest that you avoid jeans without butt pockets. This too is only causing an unattractive result. Pockets can actually be the savior to your jeans. A good pocket can give your rear the perfect look. Avoid any pockets that are too small, too high, or too low on the body. The ideal pocket is average sized and centered in the jean as shown in the right look above.
I hope this helps you all in your future purchases!
XOXO
Brunette
21 May 2009
Sausage and Muffin: Words That Should Only Be Used In Reference to Foods
We have our FIRST fashion calamity to share with you! Check out this hot mess we discovered at the Phoenix International Airport on our way home from a girls trip to Arizona. If you look closely you will notice her jeans are a size (or more!) too tight. It looks like she really had to dance into those denim beauties. This is fashion crime number #1: sausage and muffin-top should never be associated with fashion…how unflattering!
Perhaps the most important fashion tip for all of you is to make sure you invest in clothing that is your TRUE size. You’re not benefitting anyone by squeezing into the smaller, its-more-fun-to-be-a-2, size. In fact, you could end up giving some poor, innocent bystander instant gag reflex if you choose to violate this rule. I’m not asking you to advertise your true size all over America. In fact, keep this piece of information a secret if you must. I’m simply suggesting that you choose clothing that doesn’t squeeze you in inappropriate places. In the end you will look smaller than you are…and isn’t this everyone’s ultimate goal?
In addition, I would also like to suggest that you avoid jeans without butt pockets. This too is only causing an unattractive result. Pockets can actually be the savior to your jeans. A good pocket can give your rear the perfect look. Avoid any pockets that are too small, too high, or too low on the body. The ideal pocket is average sized and centered in the jean as shown in the right look above.
I hope this helps you all in your future purchases!
XOXO
Brunette
Perhaps the most important fashion tip for all of you is to make sure you invest in clothing that is your TRUE size. You’re not benefitting anyone by squeezing into the smaller, its-more-fun-to-be-a-2, size. In fact, you could end up giving some poor, innocent bystander instant gag reflex if you choose to violate this rule. I’m not asking you to advertise your true size all over America. In fact, keep this piece of information a secret if you must. I’m simply suggesting that you choose clothing that doesn’t squeeze you in inappropriate places. In the end you will look smaller than you are…and isn’t this everyone’s ultimate goal?
In addition, I would also like to suggest that you avoid jeans without butt pockets. This too is only causing an unattractive result. Pockets can actually be the savior to your jeans. A good pocket can give your rear the perfect look. Avoid any pockets that are too small, too high, or too low on the body. The ideal pocket is average sized and centered in the jean as shown in the right look above.
I hope this helps you all in your future purchases!
XOXO
Brunette
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